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ZERO FAX GIVEN
Launch price€59,99
incl. VAT
Worldwide shipping – duties and taxes paid by the recipient
Details
Description
Zero Fax Given.
A vintage fax machine that finally snapped after decades of corporate nonsense – mutated into a slime-dripping, tentacled creature with eyes everywhere, cables like claws and a grin that says exactly what you're thinking on your worst Monday. The most outdated machine on earth, now wearing your attitude for you.
If you know, you know. For everyone who hates paperwork, loves chaos and refuses – on principle – to give a fax.
Built like every PAC piece. 280 gsm Turkish organic cotton – properly heavy, structured but soft. Holds its shape wash after wash and ages well instead of falling apart. Hand-drawn in-house by PAC artists, not a stock print, made to last as long as the shirt does. Designed in Salzburg, made in a European shirt manufactory, printed in Germany.
The logo you feel before you see it. On the chest: a tone-on-tone silicone rubber logo – black on black, white on white. Raised, matte, tactile. Invisible from across the room, unmistakable when you run your fingers across it. That's intentional.
Permanent collection. No drop, no countdown. This one stays in the line-up.
Features
280 gsm heavyweight Turkish organic cotton
PAC original, hand-drawn in-house by PAC artists – no AI, no template
Raised tone-on-tone silicone rubber chest logo
Permanent collection
High-quality, long-lasting screen print
Designed in Salzburg, made in Europe, printed in Germany
Size reference:
Male model (cornrows): 184 cm (6'0"), wearing size L
Male model (beard, athletic build): 180 cm (5'11"), wearing size L
Female model: 160 cm (5'3"), wearing size XS
Material & manufacturer
Material: 100% organic cotton, 280 gsm. Care instructions: see the label inside the shirt.
Manufacturer: Solution Society Consulting GmbH, Moosstraße 98b, 5020 Salzburg, Austria · meow@poshalleycats.com
Product: ZERO FAX GIVEN · EAN 4251168255856
Shipping & Returns
We ship every business day from our warehouse in Germany with DHL, FedEx or UPS. Free shipping within the EU: Germany and Austria in 1–3 business days, the rest of the EU in 2–5. Doesn't fit, or you're not 100% happy? Send it back within 14 days – you only cover the return postage. No fine print. No bullshit.
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 36 reviews.
So cool! Ich mag den dicken Stoff und den langen Schnitt. So muss ein T-Shirt sein, damit es sich hochwertig anfühlt. Finds geil, so ein Salzburger Kult-Shirt zu tragen. Was besonderes, mit einer Story!
Really impressed with the quality of this shirt. The fabric feels solid and comfortable, and you can tell it’s well made. Fits great and still looks good after a few washes !!
great tee shirt !
the fabric is premium quality. very thick. you can tell the difference.
the turtles and Pizza on the the shirt on the shirt are amazing. and balance of Bright colors is an explosion of retro happiness.
you don't see those kind of characters everywhere in such a shine tone.
great product
the fabric is premium quality. very thick. you can tell the difference.
the artwork on the shirt is very unique.
you don't see those kind of characters everywhere in such a colorful tone.
I really appreciate the great quality of the shirt and I love the old Turtles Design, remembering the good old times when I was I child and watching it by myself 🙏 I‘m sure to buy more of this brand in future 💜
was soll ich sagen, das Motive ist sowieso klasse, dei mama geht immer! und a das material is spitze, etwas fester bzw. dicker aber dennoch ned zu warm fürn sommer.
gerne wieder, speziell wenn die mama-kollektion erweitert wird. sowas sorgt immer für blicke ;-)
Posh Alley Cats started with graffiti, pop culture and a sketchbook. Every design is hand-drawn by real artists, then printed in Germany on heavyweight cotton.
No fast fashion. Selected drops are strictly limited.